While jellyfishing in jellyfish fields, SpongeBob and Patrick encounter an object sticking out of the ground. They decided to dig it up, and they discover an old submarine. Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab, Squidward and Mr. Krabs think of an idea, to bring the Krusty Krab to the customers. SpongeBob and Patrick drive the submarine into the Krusty Krab, which makes Mr. Krabs have SpongeBob and Patrick take the submarine and sell Krabby Patties. Seeing this, Plankton gets upset since he had the idea years ago. He takes the fist of the Chum Bucket and uses it as a mobile Chum Bucket.
A harsh, powerful windstorm occurs in Bikini Bottom. When the winds blow through SpongeBob's pores, they make music. Swarms of jellyfish are attracted to it, so the sponge hides in a cave for an apparently long period time. Eventually, SpongeBob makes several stone replicas, which produce better and louder music, to make sure that the jellyfish will leave him alone. He succeeds, so he runs to the Krusty Krab- only to discover that the winds have caused it to be engulfed in sand. He says, "How long have I been gone?!", and yells out, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"...
3,000 years later,blah bub solucky charms(presumably of alien origin) have appeared in Bikini Bottom. The SpongeBob statues have become a major tourist attraction. They wonder who made the statues, and why they were made.
